It is hilarious, but...

If all the wealth would be distributed to everyone equally, there would be no rich people, and there would be no poor. People would not want to sell their time for money, and modern slavery will stop. So...

For some people to be rich, there should be lots of poor people in the world. And the richer these 'special' people are, the more poor people there should be. Now we are talking real slavery! The one we have today — to live, you need to sell your time...

Do you see the incentives structure?