For all the ‘single ladies’ 😂

It’s a bit of a read but worth it…

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I'm going to read this.

Really is very funny 😂

Indeed it is! 🤣

Be sure to read both pics 😜

Ahahahhaha I did and I have to admit it's really very well thought.. will keep it in mind for when I will upgrade to the 1.0 husband version 😁

Hilarious 😂 in hopes OS husband 1.0 upgrades and fixes bugs by the time I get it :') 😂

This is honestly genius 😂

This is a good one 😂

Last year a friend of mine upgraded GirlFriend 1.0 to Wife 1.0 and found

that it's a memory hog leaving very little system resources for other

applications. He is only now noticing that Wife 1.0 also is spawning

Child-Processes which are further consuming valuable resources. No

mention of this particular phenomena was included in the product

brochure or the documentation, though other users have informed him that

this is to be expected due to the nature of the application.

Not only that, Wife 1.0 installs itself such that it is always lauched

at system initialization where it can monitor all other system activity.

He's finding that some applications such as PokerNight 10.3, BeerBash

2.5, and PubNight 7.0 are no longer able to run in the system at all,

crashing the system when selected (even though they always worked fine

before). At installation, Wife 1.0 provides no option as to the

installation of undesired Plug-Ins such as MotherInLaw 5.8 and

BrotherInLaw Beta release. Also, system performance seems to diminish

with each passing day.

Some features he'd like to see in the upcoming wife 2.0.

A "Don't remind me again" button; a minimize button; an install shield

feature that allows Wife 2.0 be installed with the option to uninstall

at anytime without the loss of cache and other system resources; and an

option to run the network driver in promiscuous mode which would allow

the systems hardware probe feature to be much more useful.

I myself decided to avoid all of the headaches associated with Wife 1.0

by sticking with Girlfriend 2.0. Even here, however, I found many

problems. Apparently you cannot install Girlfriend 2.0 on top of

Girlfriend 1.0. You must uninstall Girlfriend 1.0 first. Other users say

this is a long standing bug which I should have been aware of.

Apparently the versions of Girlfriend have conficts over shared use of

the I/O port. You think they would have fixed such a stupid bug by now.

To make matters worse, The uninstall program for Girlfriend 1.0 doesn't

work very well leaving undesirable traces of the application in the

system. Another thing that sucks -- all versions of Girlfriend

continually popup little annoying messages about the advantages of

upgrading to Wife 1.0

BUG WARNING

Wife 1.0 has an undocumented bug. If you try to install Mistress 1.1

before uninstalling Wife 1.0, Wife 1.0 will delete MSMoney files before

doing the uninstall itself. Then Mistress 1.1 will refuse to install,

claiming insufficient resources.

BUG WORK-AROUNDS *

To avoid the above bug, try installing Mistress 1.1 on a different

system and never run any file transfer applications such as Laplink 6.0.

Also, beware of similar shareware applications that have been known to

carry viruses that may affect Wife 1.0.

Another solution would be to run Mistress 1.0 via a UseNet provider

under an anonymous name. Here again, beware of the viruses which can

accidently be downloaded from the UseNet.

Gold! 😂😂😂

Replacing Husband 1.0 with Husband 3.0 fixes many of the early OS issues.

What about husband 2.0? Or are we using odd numbers in our naming conventions?

Husband 2.0 has a huge bug in DoNotCheat 6.9. Not recommended.

LOLOLOL ‼️😁💜😆

Surprised this didn't include the timeless fix of blowing on the cartridge.

Answer this. How did every kid know to blow in the cartridge before we had internet??

The kids who transferred schools

😂

It’s always older siblings. I don’t know how my friends’ brothers got their Playboy and Penthouse magazines, but I was always grateful.

There’s always gonna be that kind and those parents. They’ve had way more influence on kids & they don’t even know it. 🤣

Very clever 😂😂

Brilliant 😂😂😂

Amazing 🤣😂

🤣😂 So the advice is to stick to a long term boyfriend? Seems to be working for Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell.

Yep!