*Jax stands upon a lecturn, speaking to leaders of the free world.*
"Gentlemen, I've made a discovery for ugly ducklings, such as myself, and it lies in Evolutionary Dynamics! We just need to rape more women!"
*Room falls silent. As he's dragged away he can be heard screaming about "bedbugs" and how "he didn't consent to the bites"*
yo don't mention ducks when talking about rape
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THEY'RE BAD!!!
I read a post somewhere a few months ago about how the evolutionary trajectory of ducks is leading to more and more violent duck rape