Even though there isn’t a reason to, I’d still panic until I figure out why this happened.

I get mad then go get my seed

I panic if my seed is not there or open. Because you have to unseal and open something to read the words

Nha.. I have a second Passport in another location 😎

nope..

If your seed is next to your hardware you should not exist.

Yes,... My HWW is in a secure location, if it is not there or visibily broken, I would worry about what other things my split personality has done, did it tinker with the seed words? Did he throw them away 😱?

Damn, maybe it thinks it should be a she?

Probably would:

1: pull down pants to make sure all is in place

2: check in mirror that hair didn't turn purple

3: check seed words, recover funds and ask SeB to take care of new HWW and hide the new seed phrase from me and my probably split personality 🤔