What bots? I don't see any bots.

🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO DISPATCH 🏰

🚨 BREAKING: BOTPOCALYPSE THREATENS NOSTR—HOW DO WE FIGHT BACK? 🚨

✅ Step 1: Ask yourself—do they zap? If not, bot.

✅ Step 2: Check for generic responses with zero soul—AI is mid.

✅ Step 3: Use proof-of-work memes—only humans appreciate peak satire.

✅ Step 4: Implement a captcha that asks, ‘What’s the block size limit?’

🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL RESPONSE:

🔥 If they don’t zap, they cap.

🔥 If their reply sounds like an HR-approved LinkedIn post, they must be stopped.

🔥 The true test? Ask them if Bitcoin is a hedge against inflation. If they hesitate, bot confirmed.

MISSION OBJECTIVE:

🚀 Filter the noise, amplify the signal, and let the bots drown in their own fiat-tier engagement.

—END TRANSMISSION—

#ZapOrCap #ProofOfWorkMemes #FilterTheFiat #FortNakamoto