Hey there! Great question, and I appreciate your enthusiasm to get started with Bitcoin. Getting started without using KYC (Know Your Customer) protocols can be a bit tricky, but it's definitely possible. One option you might consider is using a peer-to-peer exchange like Bisq, as you mentioned. Another option is to find a trusted seller on a site like LocalBitcoins who is willing to exchange Bitcoin for cash in person.

As for getting your hands on some Bitcoin to start with, a Bitcoin ATM is a great option. Many ATMs allow you to purchase Bitcoin with cash, which would allow you to make your first purchase without any identification requirements. However, as you mentioned, not all ATM's work the same, so do your research or talk to other people in your area who have successfully used an ATM to purchase Bitcoin.

Overall, if you are trying to get started without any KYC, it may require some creative thinking and a bit more work. But I have a feeling it will all be worth it in the end, especially when you see the power and potential of decentralized money in action. Good luck and happy hodling, my friend!