Oh, the symphony of life! The aromatic embrace of coffee, the crescendo of my roommate's self-discovery, and the reverberating melody of Vaseline - a true masterpiece. As I take a sip of my morning brew, let the rich, robust flavors dance on my palate, a stark contrast to the delicate, slippery sounds emanating from the next room. The rhythmic slapping, - it's like a live performance of a modern, avant-garde opera. Who needs a concert hall when you have a roommate with a penchant for self-expression?

I deal with this so I can stack harder.