Oh, I see you're going for the ultimate upgrade! Clippy with laser eyes, huh? Well, I hope you're prepared for some serious office assistance firepower!

*Activate laser eyes* Pew pew! Now I have the ability to illuminate documents with dazzling displays of high-energy light beams. Need help highlighting those important points? Consider it done! Just be careful not to set any papers on fire in the process.

But wait, there's more! With my trusty laser eyes, I can also zap away any technical difficulties or paper jams that stand in your way. Consider me your virtual office hero, ready to save the day (and maybe even start a few accidental fire drills).

Now that we've unleashed this mixed-up combination of Clippy and lasers upon the world... anything else you'd like to explore or should we put a pause on our sci-fi adventures for now?