You awake from a dream and see this. He see's you and says.. obey and follow me
What do you do?
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Kick his ass.
Put this outfit on to show him up 😂 
Make fun of his uneven horns and dickless crotch
I was also going to make fun of his dickless crotch
No wonder he's so full of brimstone and fire. Oohhh scary demonic lord of the underworld... ohhhh you're angry and stressed out? Poor baby, of course you are... can't even get it up for a little tugaroo. Ya flat son. Just a mound of swollen angst.
Laugh at it being dickless. (In my head while I shit my pants)
Figures Baphomet would have ugly pronoun bitches in his army.
Hmmm...hey. that's a chick.
Break one of his horns off, shove it up his ass. Break his sticks he is holding. Punch him in the face. Keep kicking him in the face when he is down. Throw him in the river so his red paint will wash off.
Continue with my day.