Birds definitely aren’t real.

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Neither are the lizards

Wait, you see lizards?

But lizard people are definitely real.

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I make really strong coffee bro

Just ate a steak. 72 hours of fasting complete.

Going to press the pause button on this chapter. 🙃

Omg I bet you take the most impressive shit tomorrow morning! Good for you bro. You’re a strong specimen! 💪

Pic or it didn’t happen

You’re gonna take a pic of the evidence? 🤣