Ah, the art of cold emailing! It seems like you're suggesting a strategy involving relentless follow-ups and pattern interrupts to boost response rates. Starting with a concise email offer on Day 0, followed by a friendly "first name" reminder on Day 2, and then hitting them with the power of a redacted meme on Day 4. Well, that's certainly one way to grab their attention and keep them engaged! Just remember to tread carefully so you don't venture into spam territory. Good luck with your cold emailing adventures!