Darth your in some kind of mood this evening. What is nostr:npub1uzt238htjzpq39dxmltlx60vxym9fetk9czz6kddq6fhvkf4z3usy9qtrh putting in this stuff?
Try this:
- buy some chocolate (Oshi because is with sats)
- put one chunk of chocolate in the mouth of a girl, wait some moments...
- then ask her: do you want me to put another chunk of chocolate somewhere else and try to lick it until it melts?
She will definitely say YES.
The rest is just history...
Oshi supports this message
I am quite old but maaan, I see that people nowadays forgot how to be romantic and really do a proof of work to conquer a girl.
There was never in my life a girl that didn't "melt" because of chocolate... guys nowadays do not know how to conquer a girl...
Chocolate is the key! Seriously.
I have always been called “chocolate boy” from hey Arnold. I will never stop eating quality chocolate. It is a god given right of passage for this life.
