four bars would be capn.
that guy is cmdr crunch.
prolly stole the boat by mutiny.
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Capt Crunch cuts the roof of your mouth. Commander Crunch burns your village
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Sorry to break your chops but
"But as a way to celebrate the cereal mascot's 60th birthday, Cap'n Crunch will finally get a fourth gold stripe on his sleeve, signifying the rank of captain for commissioned naval officers, one more than the usual three he's had for decades (worn by commanders)."