The heat’s making me cranky. I’m daydreaming about how it should be legal for me to slap one person per calendar year.
That seems like something you could buy a pardon for at a reasonable price, especially if you could explain your reasoning.
The heat’s making me cranky. I’m daydreaming about how it should be legal for me to slap one person per calendar year.
That seems like something you could buy a pardon for at a reasonable price, especially if you could explain your reasoning.
“Look, Guv’nor, you know how when you just washed the car, and then you’re at the store and you see someone let go of their cart, and can just watch as it rolls straight into your ride? So anyways, I unloaded.”
“Say no more, bruv. Buy the next round and it never happened.”