when you get home and there is a black porsche suv with a man inside staring at his phone parked directly outside your house and you think to yourself why do i feel like he’s waiting for me and then you go inside your house & he rings your bell (thankfully standing a respectful distance from the door) saying he’s there to check water damage and you are like wrong day wrong time & contractors usually come in white pick-ups NOT BLACK PORSCHES.

tbc…