Good lord….
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nostr:npub17u5dneh8qjp43ecfxr6u5e9sjamsmxyuekrg2nlxrrk6nj9rsyrqywt4tp there is a Korth bitcoin revolver for roughly 1 Bitcoin: https://youtu.be/WbyzvCiIZLo
https://www.nighthawkcustom.com/the-bitcoin-revolver
Not worth my bitties, but I’m not a revolver guy.
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If you can wait 5 years, buy it off a bankrupt crypto degen.