Similar headlines in my area. It means you're living in a good place.
Meanwhile No1. News Story on the Isle of Wight:
https://www.countypress.co.uk/news/24321538.isle-wight-police-investigation-two-bikes-stolen-garage/
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Yeh, it's not bad.
The best headline was the closure of the Islands McDonalds on a Wednesday evening, due to the fryer breaking down. That made the No.1 slot for 2 days.