They actually have some decent adult eye patches these days. Even a leopard print one, in case I wanted to look sexy.

I have always wanted to be a pirate β™₯️

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A pirate has been born today πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ

Love it πŸ˜πŸ«‚

I'm more of an mp3/mkv/epub kind of pirate πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ’»

Napster, is that you? πŸ‘€ 🀣πŸ”₯ I’m not really into treasure too, but would be cool to travel by sea 😍 bit of adventuring

Likewire πŸ˜‚

I agree, boats are fun and boating is funner.

Leopard all the way

Don’t encourage me πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ«‚ I actually rather like this one

Are you flirting with me?

You know I identify as a space pirate🀷🏽😜

πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ«‚ Naww I have a twitchy eye πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ«‚

Uh huh suuuuuuuurrree

Duude 🀣

I had to have metal basically dremmeled out of my eye once. They gave me a patch, and I said if that… Cut some cotton pads and glued it into a pair of cheap sunglasses. 😎

Oh god that sounds awful! I’m so sorry that happened πŸ«‚πŸ«‚πŸ˜­πŸ™πŸ½

That’s actually a brilliant idea πŸ€”πŸ”₯