We have all these city people coming here, thinking, "Oh, it's so rustic!" 🤩 and dropping a fortune on houses, and then they run away again within a few years.
Are you sure you local cow peasants don't engaged in a bit of ritual sacrifice? "Run away" indeed.
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They don't realize that life is so quiet here because there's nothing going on. 😂
Quieter after you've eaten them, I'm sure.
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