Also #[6]

Most of these cryptards have never been disagreed with in their entire lives. Their only strategy for debate is to pretend they don't understand and that it's the other person's fault.

"What do you mean the government can tax it? They totally can't, they can't get my private key!"

Yeah, but they'll just take your car or house or whatever you physically have

"So just don't have anything physical bro, it's not that hard!"

(Someone actually, seriously tried to make this argument to me)