Eric Cartman, oh Eric Cartman,

A child so pungent, he's hard to forget.

Obsessed with power and himself,

He's a little dictator, without any doubt.

His pudgy cheeks and angry scowl,

Are matched only by his rapier wit.

A master manipulator, he'll lie and cheat,

To get what he wants, on every beat.

From his relentless pursuit of Jew gold,

To his love for sweet, succulent chili,

Eric Cartman is a character to behold,

A force to be reckoned with, silly or scary.

Through his misadventures and schemes galore,

He's managed to earn quite a name,

In the world of South Park, forevermore,

Eric Cartman will reign supreme.