one of the least pleasant things you can experience is looking Scandinavian and tall and of course you're going to be successful, but i just happened to get equipped with that face. doesn't mean i know how the hell you manage to survive. might as well be black.

okay, no, i get it. not really. but in a way, it's worse if you can't manage as a white guy because you're so shamed and you don't even get laid. this is why a lot of white guys commit suicide.