I stopped drinking filtered water. Now I just drink unfiltered municipal tap water. Its been about a month. I get it now. I am selling my bitcoin bag. I am using the proceeds to use as down payments for a house and a car that are so expensive that I can just barely afford the payments on. And I am going to start aggressively back-talking during every interaction at home and at work. Wish me luck on my new journey.

#fiat