A set of scissors

A quad. Duh. Jk! This is an annoying bit of semantics which drives me mad!

Two pairs of scissors

I guess I should have actually read the comment above the meme.. lol

A breeding pair, they'll produce scissorlings in spring. In larger numbers they roam in a Slicing of Scissors.

Pairs of scissors

This is why grammar is important. Scissors is plural. Thus the s at the end. Stupid people want to destroy grammar

If anybody thinks you ruined it, they’ll just have to put on their big boy “pant” and deal with it.

😂

I can see now all the soyboys wiping their tears with the hem of their skirts

So here's one, is it 4 socks or 2 pairs of socks? and can 3 socks be a pair and a half?