They launched a token.

Named it after a 🐶, then a 🍌, then a 🪐.

Promised yield. 📈

Built a DAO. 🏗️

Made a roadmap. 🗺️

Rugged by Q2. 🫠

Now they’re building “Web5.” 🤡

Meanwhile…

Bitcoin is still there.

🧘‍♂️ Boring. 🙏 Uninfluenced. ⚡ Unstoppable. 😎