How to Spell Any Word:

1. Write the word the way your instincts tell you

2. No, not that way

3. Question your instincts

4. Question yourself

5. Question the entire concept of language

6. Question everything

7. Speling isnt reel

7. Numburs arent reel

7. Nutthing iz reel

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