I’m a man.

I identify as a man.

I’ve been a man my whole life.

But when I need to poop urgently and the men’s bathroom is occupied…

I am non-binary.

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next step: identify as disabled for that free parking spot

I though it would say I’m an animal and go behind the nearest bush. Surprised.

You didn’t tell us your pronouns!

If one day I am arrested, I declare myself trans and go to the women's penitentiary. 🤣🤣

Oh man, I can understand you very much…

A couple of times I met some ladies while exiting “their” toilet and I just told them “Changed sex for five minutes, now back to 100% man”

I'm just a man trying to survive, and if a woman was in the same situation using the men's bathroom I wouldn't think anything of it.

I mean, what are you supposed to do? Crap your pants while an empty toilet sits unused? No way.