Profile bios are getting a lot easier to parse

Profile bios are getting a lot easier to parse

Lmao!! 🤣 My profile bio has been a very, painfully slow progression to the right on this chart. It's still long AF. I'm retarded lol!
😂 At least it’s not gratuitous credentialism
Thanks! I kinda feel like it is to some extent. But like, that's what I'm used to in normie world. They need some kind of official designation. I never knew how to relate to people and have them actually take me seriously. So I try to put up like what I know, what I can do, what I think, codified and whatnot. But for God's sake it's pointless, isn't it?
It’s worth having stuff in there that’s a meaningful call to action
Thank you! I suppose it's pretty good now. You should have seen it before though lol!
Oh I've got it! I just gotta add "Entrepreneur | A.S. Physics | Web Developer | One-Time Donut-Eating-Championship Winner | Ace CoD Zombies Player | Jedi | Accomplished Background Actor | Uni Alumn | Asshat | Boondoggler | Draconic Monk trained in the Way of the Open Hand, traveling from faraway lands"
THEN my profile will be complete!!
Just found out I'm a midwit lol. My profile is so obnoxiously long
The solo #Bitcoin in the bio:
Either you barely have any or you have an absolute fuckton.