"I'm the guy you'll have to kill if" is such a fucking funny start to a sentence
"I'm the guy you'll have to kill if" is such a fucking funny start to a sentence
If you want to hurt my friend, first you'll have to sneak up behind me and slit my throat when I'm most vulnerable! At 1:00 AM on Saturday when I finish drinking and when I'm heading home in the dark alley behind the bar on 3rd street. So don't even think about it!
