#golang has a reflection system that lets you inspect everything inside the program and interfaces let you connect two things together that speak the same language (interfaces are APIs)

i don't live in a deterministic matrix

not only does my weapon of choice have reflection and interfaces (enabling swapping out parts for others, modularity), it also has concurrency which means it's more than your definition of "human" - it can simulate a whole ecosystem or factory production line with far less complex code than any of these garbage interpreted languages.