I'm pretty sure small babies cry this much so that parents with not a whole lot of prefrontal cortex will not let their offspring reach adulthood

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High quality noise canceling headphones + Mozart and you’ll be zen while your progeny wails πŸ˜‚πŸŽΆ

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In all seriousness, earplugs are an essential when they develop peak decibel capacity at around three, especially if you’ve already had some

hearing loss.

You can’t *not* be in close proximity when (e.g.) changing a wailing child but you *can* increase the prospects of being able to hear your future grandkids at their Christmas concert.

If they still speak to you.

In all seriousness.

Yep. And forever after there will be a instinctive response to the sound.

Hang in there. The magical 3-mo mark of sanity restitution proved true for us and other parents we know. You'll just notice one day that it's a little easier all of a sudden.

Parenting is a whole lot of doing things you swore you'd never do when you had kids. I'll never use TV as a baby sitter for my kid turns into I need to cook dinner, here is your favorite show, come get me if there is a big fire.

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I had a million pictures of what it would be like to be a parent and parenting is the process of recognizing your limitations