Ahem

That's 4in spiders with a exaggeration rounding bias of greater than or equal to 2 inches times (pi)r²

Oh...

My...

Kajoozie... I didn't know that about you...

Yeah with the girth in these numbers I'm going to say the IRS actually owes you back taxes since 1986 going back to the at the time gas prices each of the months until current at the fair rate of 67.3332 cents a mile for every step you dragged them big balls around not including holidays for a grand total of...

Oh I'm sorry... Do you drive? Maybe instead I should be calculating cab fare.