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I am going to claim the roll as the guy that says every “real” bitcoiner should have a standalone bidet next to every toilet in his or her domicile.

First slogan:

Do you really want to walk around smelling like shitcoins all day? Where is your dignity? Is nothing sanitary?
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ContrarianAgrarian 1y ago

I’m a big fan of bidets, but why stand alone? What does it offer that modern combined form factor doesn’t?

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An Ice King 1y ago

Between just you and me, it’s part of a rhetoric designed to accomplish an overton window shock push towards bidet normalization without using the state to enforce my restroom design preferences via local building codes. In the future, if you are designing a new home, please consider the standalone bidet.