This is very unfeminist of me but I prefer a partner who's smol and cute... And my gf wears size XS. :blobcat-hearthug:

We keep joking that she's a little monkey / tarsier 🐒 (she's Filipina) and she in turn calls me a gorilla 🦍 and I just think that's so hecking cute.

I'm anything but a macho though, and she knows and loves that. Makes jokes about wanting to put makeup on my face or dress me up like a Barbie doll, and calls me gay for not being able to handle horror movies. :blobcat-extremejoy: (She's not homophobic though, she "loves LGBT" and is completely apolitical.)

I freaking love her so much.