God called, he wants you to add another commandment to the list. What is it?

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Thou shall say "excuse me" in crowded areas

It's about time the world got more polite. God knows there are now way more of us than there used to be, this commandment is more relevant than ever!

To fobsical true!

I know what I'm going to crowd I'm literally the only person saying pardon me excuse me it's fucking sad and ridiculous like Geez Louise

Won't work, everyone to busy watching butt, theirs usually.

Haha.. This is very cultural... I Myanmar the way you used to call the waiter in crowded tea shops and crowded restaurants was by making the loudest kissy sound you could with your lips. In crowded markets if you heard it behind you it meant "move please"... In South Korea they just shoulder ram you, no words at all, period 😂😂

lol opposite ends, I prefer the version where we all loudly blow kisses at each other to voice our displeasure.

Though shall learn and abide by the NAP!

Are we talking well deserved snoozes or does NAP stand for something?

Uh-oh someone needs to learn the Non Agression Principle. Although most of the Bible's commands are summed up in the NAP.

Although your interpretation also kinda works for me

I mean it made sense to me! lol

Thou shalt honour no coin before Bitcoin; and if thou should meeteth a brother or sister who doth hodl, thou shalt pronounce them: "based".

lol

Thou shalt allow people to exit the elevator before entering it.

Fuck I'm totally behind this one, what is it with people rushing to get in while you're trying to get out?

I dunno, but they're not getting past me!

Fight the good fight!