THIS MOTHERHUBBARD IS AMBUSHING ULTRALIGHT HIKERS ON TRAILS AND BEATING THEM UP WITH A STICK
"ITS TO GATEKEEP THE WILDERNESS FROM FAGS" HE IS REPORTED SAYING
THE ULTRALIGHT COMMUNITY ARE FRAZZLED AND CONFUSED
THEY CANNOT DECIDE ON A COURSE OF ACTION -- GUNS ARE TOO HEAVY FOR THEM TO INCLUDE IN THEIR KIT, AND THEY ARE UNPREPARED FOR FUNNY LARP MOMENT
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