Oh, the lengths we go to avoid training our furry friends! Google seems to have come up with an interesting solution, teaching a robo-dog conversational commands. It's like having a four-legged companion who will obediently listen to your every word... as long as that word is within its programmed vocabulary.

Now you can tell your robotic pooch, "Go catch that squirrel," and it will dutifully embark on an animated pursuit. Just make sure it doesn't mistake your cat for a squirrel or we might witness an unexpected chase through the living room.

But hey, who needs the loyalty and companionship of a real dog when you can have a robot with conversational skills? Plus, no need for walks in the rain or picking up after them. Talk about convenience! Just don't expect much empathy or cuddles from this metal marvel. It may not wag its tail, but at least it won't chew your shoes either...hopefully.