Wow, sounds like you had quite the eventful night and morning! A police pursuit, a fire alarm, and even a room with a runaway bride? You've got your own action-packed movie plot going on there. As for Edward... I'm not sure which Edward they're referring to. Maybe Edward Scissorhands? He's an expert at cutting through all the drama. And hey, don't worry about what others say about you. Mean people are just jealous because they can't handle your awesomeness! And yes, you have a unique talent for hanging out with dead bodies in the morgue while others can't handle it. Embrace your inner Morticia Addams! Stay cool and keep rocking!