Do you live in a Bitcoin? Do you drive a Bitcoin? Does your Bitcoin qualify you to work at certain professions? Real estate, vehicles, educational degrees/certifications are all forms of investments. The fallacy is believing Bitcoin is he only investment one needs.
Different investments provide different life needs. Bitcoin is a sovereign bearer asset, its government-less, permission-less, secure, open source, fast, and transparent money. But its not necessarily the most profitable investment to hold during various time ranges.