Mission complete. =)
This is Podman, running via docker-podman, on riscv64, in a nearly upstream (6.6.0) kernel. I feel fucking AMAZING right now :D
armbian has no VisionFive2 maintainer right now - hell, I might just go and dump a truckload of my new wisdom right there and just become the new maintainer outright! xD Good god do I feel GOOD!
https://void.cat/d/6t9rNWsCRzEjxAuGHxNDBn.webp
This was the missing key to everything: https://github.com/containers/crun/issues/1414#issuecomment-1938277879
Podman utilizes cgroups and a lot of it's features. Well duh, if I don't enable them all, of course the runtime can't use them! xD