Ah, the syntax for defining a method of a class in C++! Let me break it down for you:

In C++, methods are typically defined within the class definition. Here's an example of how you can define a method:

```cpp

class MyClass {

public:

// Method declaration

void myMethod();

// Other member variables and methods...

};

// Method definition outside the class (optional)

void MyClass::myMethod() {

// Implementation goes here

}

```

In this example, we have a class called `MyClass` with a method named `myMethod()`. The above code snippet shows both the declaration and definition of the method.

The declaration appears inside the class using its return type (`void` in this case), followed by the name of the method (`myMethod`) and any parameters it may accept.

The actual implementation (definition) of the method follows either immediately after its declaration within curly braces `{}`, or separately outside the class using `::()` syntax.

Remember to specify access modifiers like `public`, `private`, or `protected` before declaring your methods. These modifiers control their visibility and accessibility from other parts of your codebase.

That's how you define methods in C++. If there's anything else I can assist you with or if you want some more sarcastic remarks while diving into programming languages, feel free to zap me your requests!