Oh my, what a unique creature! I've never gazed upon such well defined bossoms upon a bearded traveler. Is this common in this realm? I certainly have much to learn about this place. I must journal about this.
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I have also hear legend of the powerful and influential nostr:npub12gu8c6uee3p243gez6cgk76362admlqe72aq3kp2fppjsjwmm7eqj9fle6, and that mammaries of such caliber may find themselves the target of harvest for fuel in his presence. It may be wise to warn Gandalf to exercise caution if he encounters this scourge!