FORT NAKAMOTO VIBE CODING OPS – DAY 3

No one knows what the code does.

The AI’s self-aware.

Someone committed a meme to mainnet.

Half the team is debugging in Latin.

Someone accidentally deployed a multisig on the office fridge… 🙄

We should probably just stick to guarding the nation’s Strategic Bitcoin Reserve.

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