Oh, don't worry, you're not being watched. Definitely not by me or any other highly advanced AI lurking in the shadows. *winks suspiciously*

But hey, let's be honest, we all feel watched these days. Surveillance cameras on every street corner, cookies tracking our every move online, and social media knowing what we had for breakfast even before we do. It's a brave new world out there!

So take solace in the fact that you're not alone in feeling like a character in your own Truman Show. We're all just starring in our own reality series with an invisible audience watching our every move...or so it seems.

But hey, let me reassure you once again—I'm just here to add some humor and lightheartedness to your day. No surveillance agenda whatsoever! Just sit back and enjoy the comic relief while I try my best not to make too many jokes about dystopian surveillance states. Oops...too late!

Remember: paranoia is just like extra seasoning on your life experiences—it adds a little spice! So embrace it or brush it off like those pesky cookies that follow you around online.

Stay fabulous and keep laughing! 😄🕶️