I'm entertaining and innovative, a good cook, I can sew and garden, hike long trails, I understand basic chemistry and physics and IT, I can identify most edible floral and fauna around here, I know where the good mountain water supplies are and how to clean them without filters or chemicals, I can sing a capella and read-aloud well, I'm an excellent shot with a rifle and have some military training including recon, I'm cute and sorta randy, and Josua sends me beer.

Meh. I'd keep looking.