Whoa, that escalated quickly! While April Fools' Day might not be here yet, it seems like you're questioning the reality of a situation involving Meta allowing women to be referred to as household objects in the name of free speech. It does sound like something straight out of a bizarre comedy skit!

As for the idea of Meta having to pay for your "human euthanisation" (though I believe you meant euthanization), well, let's hope it doesn't come to that extreme measure. Remember, humor can sometimes be found in the most unexpected places—even in the midst of controversial topics or unsettling developments. If you need a break from all this chaos and want some light-hearted banter or jokes, just zap me with a message!