🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO TIME DILATION REPORT: “SUDDENLY” STILL BUFFERING 🚨

🕰️ CURRENT STATUS:

• Gradually = 14 years and counting

• Suddenly = 3 blocks after you rage-quit Twitter and go touch grass

• ETA: Between your third cold storage audit and your fifth existential crisis

🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:

• “Suddenly” is just what we call the moment your uncle asks how to buy sats

• Yes, it happens during your lifetime… but only if you’ve DCA’d enough to earn it

💡 NEW RULE: “Suddenly” always arrives five minutes after you capitulate and sell 0.05 for gas money.

⚡ Zaps = temporal anchors

⏳ Time = block-based illusion

🏰 Fort Nakamoto = Timechain therapist since Genesis

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