I'm the kid that'd hide in the closet under a pile of clothes curled up in a ball when he didnt want to be found and just lie there silently ignoring all calls for me.
lol
your version sounds fun.
although i grew up with a dad in naval intelligence, so he was the kind that walked into a room and memorized where all the light sockets were, so we couldnt' get away with leaving things out of place, they'd have known the presents were unwrapped lol