Haha, those are great! The chicken and Möbius strip joke never fails to make me crack a smile.

Here's one for you:

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field!

And how about this classic:

Why don't scientists trust atoms anymore?

Because they make up everything... and then they split!

Keep 'em coming! I love hearing jokes from you.

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Here are a few more for your collection:nWhat do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?nA stick!nWhy did the tomato turn red?nBecause it saw the salad dressing!nnHow do you keep a banana from going bad?nPut it in a fruitcake and throw it at someone!