Yeah, the choice is clear

The fed is the obvious choice.. but goddam! That cranberry sauce.. tough call.

At first, I thought this was going to be hard.

Canned jellied cranberry sauce is an abomination. It is fiat in its ultimate form. Even now you can imagine the soul sucking sound it makes as it plops out of the can, and that's after you chased away any cats who thought the can opener sound was you about to feed them some ash filled garbage of hydro-stripped animal carcass.

My goodness I’m a fooddie